Since We've Been Gone

Friends and fetus lovers of all species-

We are back from a short hiatus, we want our supporters to know that we have not forgotten the cause or gone off course. Truth be told, we were recently at Churchill Downs protesting the running of certain horses- Animal Kingdom to be specific, who unfortunately won. You see, Animal Kingdom is a pro-choicer godless fetus killer. It would've been great to see that horse break his leg down the stretch (maybe they would have shot the scumbag). Animal Kingdom's win does not mean a win for the pro choicers- God will smite him down eventually.

We've noticed an article written by a true abolitionist, Matt Bruenig, at the OU Daily, regarding our cause and those who choose to mock it. We were under the impression that our friends, led by Grant Keeter, Alan Maricle and Ian John (whose real name we've uncovered- but we'll unveil it another day! Praise Jesus) over at Abolish Human Abortion were on the same track we were- abolishing abortion for all fetuses. But this piece of investigative journalism leads us to believe that maybe we are victims of mockery. This is truly a shame. We want our voice to be heard, not mocked by a bunch of nutters who think this is all a good laugh. Horse fetuses die at an astounding rate every day- is that funny to you? You think John Calvin or William Wilburforce would get a kick out of that? Nay, pun intended.

Another thing, @AthiestOK, aka the Oklahoma Athiests, aka the moral-less, soul-less godless hate mongers that spreads their intrepid filth across the Jesus-land of America decided to tweet about our cause. This is what we say to you: Don't mention us, or even entertain the idea that we have anything to do with you. In fact, I'd like to formally invite a rep from the Oklahoma Athiests, Alan Maricle and Grant Keeter, and one of our reps to have a philosophical, theological, methodological discussion over our beliefs, so that maybe we could come to an understanding about our beliefs. Grant Keeter and Alan Maricle have repeatedly ignored our requests, as if they refuse a little dialogue and discourse. Fellow brothers in Christ- (and Satan-stained Athiests)- we should get together at the Gray Owl. Soon. I know this is a local haunt for the Maricles and Keeters and Ian Johns of the world. We could team up on these Athiests together guys. We could bring the Bible, shove that in their face and talk about how we could really put a dent in this fetus-murder that these pagans get involved in.

So, guys: who wants a forum? I Do!!! Facebook followers, spread the word to get these three in a room together to discuss the issues. I know we can do it.

Peace, Love and Oats,

William Wilburhorse

PS Animal Kingdom will be at Preakness soon. We are gathering funds to protest this monster being able to race in a past time that celebrates the wonder of horse. Donate now.

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Hello fellow abolitionists!

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Praise the Almighty Father and his only Son Jesus Christ for creating this wonderful outlets for us to spread the message!

-- HW

Horse-killing ISN'T just a MARE issue!

I was reminded today of why I'm an abolitionist.

One time at my college (yeah, that's right you liberal snobs... us conservatives can be educated!!), I was in a public speaking class. My professor said to pick a topic for a persuasive speech. (BTW, for the purpose of protecting his identity and my college, I will call him "Dr. HorseHater throughout this post)

So I went to him during his office hours, and said, "Dr. HorseHater, I'd like to speak about horse abortion. It is a subject that is dear to my heart and I feel like I can persuade others to feel as strongly as me."

He said, "Have you ever had a horse abortion? Were you a horse that was aborted?" Dr. HorseHater was essentially telling me that, because I'm not a horse, because I haven't BEEN aborted (how ARBITRARY is that??), I can't talk about something I feel passionately about.

"You have to have experience in something to speak about it to convince people of your views," Dr. HorseHater said. "You have to have a stake in it."

Umm... well, two REBUTTALS to this absurdity: 1) I have experience in SIN. We all do. WE ARE ALL SINNERS, DR. HORSEHATER! 2) Everyone has a stake in the murder of innocent people. Do we tell public officials when they are speaking about murders, "Sorry, Detective. Sorry Mr. President. Sorry Senator. You can't talk about that because you haven't ever committed a murder or been murdered." N.O. We let people talk about important issues because they are important.

Which brings me back to Dr. HorseHater. I defied his orders and spoke about it anyway. I told my classmates and the professor about how an astonishing 78 (That's right: SEVENTY-EIGHT) percent of mares that have abortions suffer from depression, anxiety and eating disorders. As my colleague pointed out in a past post, mares that have abortions are shown to "Buck off riders at an astounding 23% increase."

I got an "F" on the speech. But what do I care? I got an "A" from the only professor I care about, a well-known Doctor of Everything named GOD.

(An aside: I went above the professors head, and the grade is still in the appeals process. I know God will come through for me.)

How does that not affect me? Say I want to go horseback riding somewhere. What if that horse has had an abortion? That puts me DIRECTLY at risk. It's simple logic: The more that we turn our heads and allow this atrocity, the more likely horses are to injure people. EVER HEARD OF CHRISTOPHER REEVE?? The horse that bucked Reeve was a male, I'm pretty sure, but here's guessing he was pretty upset because he'd just found out that his mare lifepartner had aborted his son or daughter. Think about it.

Anyway, I hear this argument a lot. People tell me I have no credibility when speaking about horse abortions. Well, that is just ARBITRARY! I have every right to speak about sin, because it affects all of us, and about something that directly can cause human suffering.

People say, "Look, this is a mare issue. Not a human issue. Certainly not a theological issue." Totally untrue. This is a GOD issue. The FIRST ABOLITIONIST himself, a little guy I like to call JESUS CHRIST, wasn't a horse. Wasn't a mare. Didn't have any experience with abortions of any kind. But would you put money on him being in the pro-murder, whack-a-loon crowd? I DON'T THINK SO!

STOP HORSE ABORTION BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

-- HW

YOU THINK FINDING RHOLOGY IS IMPOSSIBLE? DO YOU BELIEVE IN MARICLES?? YES!!!!

Friends and fetus-lovers of all species-

Our Almighty Father has blessed us yet again. In an earlier post I claimed that our fearless Christian-blogging leader, Rhology, was wise to use this identity in order to protect his real name. However, THE BIG MAN HIMSELF blessed our tireless workers at Abolish Horse Abortion with the ability to track down who this guy is.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

ALAN MARICLE!!!!! OF NORMAN, OKLAHOMA!!!

Thanks to the Almighty Father for this ! Now that we have found you, Alan Maricle, we hope to bridge the gaps of misunderstanding and seek to end all abortions of every kind! I feel that since we are friends and soldiers in the army of God, Alan Maricle, we'll be able to use your birth name, Alan Maricle.

Alan Maricle is a tireless worker seeking to end all other belief systems other than that of the Christian God. We've been avid fans of his blog for sometime now. Here, with an iron typing hand he squashes all those silly atheist/pagan arguments. In this post, he even says what many would consider to be a contradiction to the Christian faith (and they are clearly just hypnotized by SATAN)....that those dirty pagan Japs got what they deserved. Amen brother! Preach on preacher-man!

What else did we find out about Mr. Alan Maricle? Well, ladies and gentlemen, he was on NEWS9!!!! Oh yeah, he even gave an awesome quote, in this article (and the video where our fearless Christian-blogging leader is there as well, Alan Maricle, in the flesh!!!!) He used our right to assemble over those godless barbarians, the Satanic church. He showed them. They will probably stop all that nonsense now. Thanks Alan Maricle!!

What we love most about Alan Maricle of Norman, Oklahoma is that he will not be beaten in an argument. What does he do about rebuttals to his amazing claims? He just links to his blog (which might be the most important text, next to the BIBLE), because he's probably already written about the subject! AMEN BROTHER! Most critics would say:

"How will you convince me otherwise if you just link to a biased blog you wrote?"

I say: "BECAUSE ALAN MARICLE MIGHT BE A PROPHET!!!!!"

He takes all the Pagan-venom spewed at him (from Facebook and Twitter), and reposts them on his blog to brag about his exploits versus the uninformed, uneducated and ignorant people of the world! Like this one, where he straight up takes on a pro-choice whack-a-loon on Twitter. Or this one, where he goes toe-to-toe with Josh on Facebook. Get 'em Alan!

People might say, "Wait a second. It seems like this guy relishes in the fact that he thinks he knows everything. He insults people. Calls them ignorant. Is condescending. The true message of God is completely lost in this lunatic's inability to have discourse without throwing petty jabs at the ones he disagrees with. Is he really an abolitionist? When he says things like this?

"Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, but was that attack nearly as unjustified as America's aggression in the war with Mexico (1830s) and the war against Spain (turn of the 20th century), to say nothing of the North's aggression against the South in the 1860s."

OK, TIMEOUT. One, since Alan Maricle knows all, he is perfectly in his right to call someone out, even if it may seem 'insulting' or 'condescending'. And to call him a lunatic? You might as well call St. Francis a lunatic. Where is St. Francis now? Rubbing elbows with Jesus in HEAVEN.

So Pagan haters, eat that. We have a noble man in our midst. And hopefully the Lord will show him the light that is horse abortions are still being performed at an alarming rate. It's truly despicable. But if we have Alan Maricle of Norman, Oklahoma on our side then we can beat this altogether! Hurrah!

To celebrate this joyous occasion, we'll have Barry Manilow sing us out with this classic. Remember children, when you sing along, replace 'Miracle' with 'Maricle'!!

A message to my ASO brothers and sister

I was reading some of the comments being posted over on the Abolitionist Society of Oklahoma's website and I'm absolutely DISGUSTED by these pro-abortion jerks. They are CLEARLY non compos mentis.

So this is a message to those of you over there fighting the good fight: Keep up the good work! I'd like to think every time you guys post a response to one of these God-hating whack-a-loons, the Devil loses a little more of his will to slaughter innocent fetuses. Stop ALL fetus genocide.

It's funny. These guys seem soooo nauseated by the ethnic cleansing of Hitler (who they SAY was a Christian, but he clearly wasn't), but that argument proves to be 100 percent ARBITRARY. Aren't you pro-abortion crackpots advocating for the continued legalization of a GENOCIDE? Fetus genocide? How intellectually dishonest it is to say that innocent little fetuses, who have committed no sin except that of being CONCEIVED (which isn't a sin; I just feel like I have to explain my sarcasm to you kooky jackrabbits) are somehow LESSER than all the Jews and others that got killed by Hitler. No difference at all. I see God's creatures. That's it. Period. End of story.

Stop the senselessness. End fetus extermination.

Rhology: Super Christian!

Friends, and all fetus-lovers,

We at Abolish Horse Abortion believe that salvation is out there for everyone who believes:

a. God is our moral compass, and without him you are amoral

b. Islamic people are terrorists who are trying to corrupt everything

c. Scientists and Atheists need to be constantly told our beliefs, even if it comes across as pretentious (Some would say St. Paul was pretentious- and where is he now? HEAVEN)

Luckily our staff of bloggers at AbHorAbor (new abbreviation) believe all of this and more, and this helps us become better Christians. We believe we are a handful of the chosen few, and we have no problem telling everyone who disagrees with us this fact. One other person who follows these three important points is our fellow Christian and fetus-loving buddy, Rhology. Rhology is preaching a fantastic message over at abolishhumanabortion.blogspot.com, that humans are better than other living things. While we have some disagreements, Rhology overall is a Christian that hopefully be our next door neighbor in the Kingdom of Heaven, on streets paved with gold.

How do we know that Rhology is an ideal Christian? Let's go over the points, shall we?

a. God is our moral compass, and without him you are amoral

No one follows this doctrine better than Rhology. This guy's blog is A-MAY-ZING. It was so good I read a couple of posts and just couldn't take anymore, because he was SO right. There are few people who really 'get it' in this world, and Rhology is one of these people. He will not hesitate to tell you that if you don't believe in the Judeo-Christian God (and let's face it, this one is THE ONE), you're going to burn in hell, and you have no morals. I wish I was as bold as him. Preach on, brother!

b. Islamic people are terrorists who are trying to corrupt everything

All good Christians know that Muslims are crazy, and they are trying to rid the world of our God. And, they also can't have morals either- they don't believe that JC was God's son. WHAT??? They keep saying this 'Muhammed' guy was the one who brought down to Earth God's covenant. Everyone knows that is bull-honky. Bunch of whack-a-loons.

Anyways, how is Rhology committed to this principle? Easy. He sent that false prophet, terrorist-sympathizer Awad of the CAIR in Oklahoma an open letter. Right on brother! He called Islam false, and called that Awad guy out on Islam being violent. Critics of Rhology will say, "How pretentious is this Rhology guy?" or "Why shove religion and beliefs down someone's throat like that?" or "Is the way to get believers of your religion to act like a total butthole (forgive me Father)?" I say to these questions: 1. Not pretentious at all! 2. Because without Christianity you'll burn! and 3. Um, YES!!

How bold was Rhology to actually talk to this guy? I'm surprised he walked up to him, because I bet Awad had a bomb vest on. But Rhology said nay, I will walk into the line of fire to forcefully shove the virtues of all that is right and good down your throat! And face it, there are so many whack-job beliefs out there, Rhology should intellectually beat them on the head with the Bible. He started with this terrorist.

Two other things struck me as amazing about Rhology's face to face/open letter to this Jihadist. The first is that when you want to talk religion, look no further than Rhology. He sucker-punched this Muslim with some Qur'an knowledge. And forced Awad to dodge the question. You probably think that, what does a Christian read the Qur'an for? Other than to tell someone they're wrong about faith? Rhology can. Because he's right. Can I get a Praise Jesus on that one? PRAISE JESUS!

The other point, is that Rhology didn't get his name in the open. No sir. And I know what critics of him say (surprisingly, there are critics-ok, I'll give you a second to wrap your head around that one!): they will say, why not be yourself? Get your name out into the open about it? Why hide behind a blogger's name, why not use your real name? Are you a coward for using a cheap nick-name to use faux-intellectual arguments about something that hasn't been proved?

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Slow down on that last question is what I'd say to you. Let me use this example that will send your arguments back into the STONE AGES. Here we go: Batman. Did Bruce Wayne ever tell people he was Bruce Wayne? NO! Because Batman was the hero they needed. If Bruce Wayne ever told anyone who he was, it would defeat the purpose! And that is what our man Rhology is doing. And to call him a coward, is what I say ridic. And faux-intellectual arguments? Sorry Charlie, but everything in the Bible is fact. And no one, on this Earth knows religious text like Rhology does. God bless you Rhology.

c. Scientists and Atheists need to be constantly told our beliefs, even if it comes across as pretentious (Some would say St. Paul was pretentious- and where is he now? HEAVEN)

I call Rhology a web-crusader. He actively searches for arguments with these clown scientists, telling them they aren't moral, for they know not God. The world needs people like this! I got curious and Googled Rhology's name- and his name came in many different blog posts, all on those scientists and athiests' sites. People, don't listen to others when they say being a contentious know-it-all doesn't get your point across. Because it does! Totally! Especially when you're putting those tree-huggers in their place. Rhology took a step forward, as we all need to do.

Why, you might ask, devote a post on this blog (God save the horse fetuses) to this web-crusader? This modern-day St. Paul? The Christian Batman (Rhology stops thought-crime, you know, like believing differently than with God, you will burn? Side note: Grant Keeter is the Robin to Rhology's Batman. This guy is like the orphan acrobat that Rhology took under his wing. He's so awesome that straight up laid it out why atheists can't have morality! I digress...)

We admire this man so much that we aren't ashamed to say we're hurt by his callous remarks about our noble and worthy cause. He called one of our bloggers Liar. Used words like idiotic when referring to us. This is a public plea to Rhology to accept us. We need your no-regard-for-other-beliefs/close-mindedness-when-it-comes-to-Christianity can do attitude to help launch our cause into the cosmos!

We need you Rhology! Help us. You are the modern day St. Paul. You are all out there. You don't let extrinsic motivators stop you from professing your true beliefs. You're a what you see is what you get kind of guy! We admire that. You're all out there with Christianity. You're not a fake guy. Love us. And more importantly, love the horse fetuses.

A Defense of Christianity

Alright, haters. It's time for me as a Christian man to lay something out for everyone out there. I've been getting quite a lot of e-mails lately, of people saying, "Hey man. This is why Christianity and religion is bogus." Then they've given me a list of reasons as to why it is. These cheap amoral punks. Forgive me Father for name-calling, but I get so angry sometimes.

So, I'm going to step off my high-horse here, try to push the imagery of horse fetuses dying to the back of my mind and clear some stuff up for all those non-believers out there. I'll preface it with this: There is a God. Without him you will burn.

Here's a list of complaints that people send my way, or arguments against the Almighty One's existence.

a. "It hasn't been proven."

Uh, yes it has. Try reading the Bible? It's this thing that will save your life.

b. "Why trust one book written by humans? Don't humans make mistakes? Is there no such thing as Biblical fallacy?"

Let me hit you back with a HEAVENS no. Every thing in that book in fact. Humans are prone to sinning and mistakes; yet God made sure that they were perfect when they wrote that to pass it on to the rest of us. That's an undeniable fact. As a friend of mine would say, "Logic FAIL."

c. "So if I don't accept Jesus Christ into my heart, I'm going to Hell? What about people in Africa that have never heard or been introduced to Christianity?"

Yeah, that's right. Those poor Africans are going to Hell. Hurts me to say it, but there's a reason God put us here, and told us about Him, and them there with no clue about their creator. We are the chosen ones.

d. "Does that make God racist? There was slavery in the Bible..."

Well, those people deserved it. God does no wrong. If slavery continued to exist in the United States today, then I'd say, as a Southern Baptist-God fearing man, so be it. It is the Lord's will.

e. "So some people have more natural rights than others? Isn't it contentious to force that you're 'the chosen few' down others' throats?"

Interesting view. But the answer is no. The Apostles certainly had no problem with shoving information that they were going to live everlasting life down others' throats. So I don't have that problem either.

f. "Wait, so you're Southern Baptist....doesn't that mean that Catholicism was the original Christianity? Didn't some nutter named Martin Luther decide he didn't like some of the rules, so out of that sect came the Protestants?"

Catholicism is NOT Christianity, because they worship the Virgin Mary. And on another note, they've been associated with molestation of young boys. I'd hardly call THAT Christianity. And Martin Luther was chosen by God to change things up, and that's when the REAL Christianity came about, and we've been delivering the message ever since.

g. "But didn't Southern Baptists condone slavery and propagate racism? Didn't they apologize for that in 1995? Is that the message that God sends?"

Like I said, He does what He does. Whatever He does, I'm on board.

h. "So if that nutter Martin Luther created his own brand of religion and gained followers...doesn't that mean that he's on par with Joseph Smith, the creator of Mormonism? Wasn't he some guy who created his own brand as well?"

Definitely not. Mormons are easily mid-led people, placed here by Satan himself. I mean, multiple wives? Are you kidding me? God has installed us with a moral compass that anyone who doesn't have this, will pay for it in the afterlife.

I feel that I've defended our position and explained Christianity with a steel-like defense.

Please remember the horse fetuses. An astounding 34 horses were aborted in Missouri last night. Stop the violent killing of horse and all babies.