Since We've Been Gone

Friends and fetus lovers of all species-

We are back from a short hiatus, we want our supporters to know that we have not forgotten the cause or gone off course. Truth be told, we were recently at Churchill Downs protesting the running of certain horses- Animal Kingdom to be specific, who unfortunately won. You see, Animal Kingdom is a pro-choicer godless fetus killer. It would've been great to see that horse break his leg down the stretch (maybe they would have shot the scumbag). Animal Kingdom's win does not mean a win for the pro choicers- God will smite him down eventually.

We've noticed an article written by a true abolitionist, Matt Bruenig, at the OU Daily, regarding our cause and those who choose to mock it. We were under the impression that our friends, led by Grant Keeter, Alan Maricle and Ian John (whose real name we've uncovered- but we'll unveil it another day! Praise Jesus) over at Abolish Human Abortion were on the same track we were- abolishing abortion for all fetuses. But this piece of investigative journalism leads us to believe that maybe we are victims of mockery. This is truly a shame. We want our voice to be heard, not mocked by a bunch of nutters who think this is all a good laugh. Horse fetuses die at an astounding rate every day- is that funny to you? You think John Calvin or William Wilburforce would get a kick out of that? Nay, pun intended.

Another thing, @AthiestOK, aka the Oklahoma Athiests, aka the moral-less, soul-less godless hate mongers that spreads their intrepid filth across the Jesus-land of America decided to tweet about our cause. This is what we say to you: Don't mention us, or even entertain the idea that we have anything to do with you. In fact, I'd like to formally invite a rep from the Oklahoma Athiests, Alan Maricle and Grant Keeter, and one of our reps to have a philosophical, theological, methodological discussion over our beliefs, so that maybe we could come to an understanding about our beliefs. Grant Keeter and Alan Maricle have repeatedly ignored our requests, as if they refuse a little dialogue and discourse. Fellow brothers in Christ- (and Satan-stained Athiests)- we should get together at the Gray Owl. Soon. I know this is a local haunt for the Maricles and Keeters and Ian Johns of the world. We could team up on these Athiests together guys. We could bring the Bible, shove that in their face and talk about how we could really put a dent in this fetus-murder that these pagans get involved in.

So, guys: who wants a forum? I Do!!! Facebook followers, spread the word to get these three in a room together to discuss the issues. I know we can do it.

Peace, Love and Oats,

William Wilburhorse

PS Animal Kingdom will be at Preakness soon. We are gathering funds to protest this monster being able to race in a past time that celebrates the wonder of horse. Donate now.