Friends-
I'm a fundamentalist Christian. And I don't care who knows it.
I just wanted you all to know that we will be back in the blogosphere, more so than we have been lately. Trying times indeed. There have been numerous horse issues around the globe, and we at AbHorAbor have been, crusading, to say the least from country to country, ridding the world of the cruelty and injustice that is Horse Abortion. Apparently people in Malaysia think that Mares’ pelvic bones can handle some late term abortions- I got news: they can’t.
Our cohorts at Abolish Human Abortion recently disappointed us. They said that we shouldn’t donate to the pagan-ridden whack-a-loon cause that is the Susan G. Komen Foundation. They were dead on. It’s a “cancer research” facade that contributes to the abortion of humans. This is where we differ, respectfully; we’re trying to rid the whole world of abortion of different shades of life. Why just stop at humans? I digress...
What disappointed us was the fact that they are willingly using Microsoft, when they know that some of those dollars go towards Planned Parenthood. Particularly, Alan Maricle said that the world runs on Microsoft, so we should just accept it. Should we horse, lovers? I say neigh!
End the hypocrisy- we at AbHorAbor have a blacklist of companies that donate to Planned Parenthood. And guess what? That includes Microsoft. Sorry, Alan Maricle and Russell Hunter, as well at Toby Harmon, our material needs take a backseat to the Lord Jesus Christ. You guys can continue to live a life of hypocrisy, but we will not. In fact, I pointed out that I’m dictating this using the Sprint Relay, because Sprint Relay is a Christian company. I’m using a translator named Rosie. She’s a beautiful woman. How about you sit down? I have a story to tell.
Rosie and I have talked many times. She’s a God-fearing woman, with a burning passion for life in all forms. She has a wonderful garden; she refuses to hire an exterminator, even though her home in infested with termites. She literally wouldn’t hurt a fly.
She told me a little bit about herself. She was born in Euless, Texas in 1934. She has known the horrors of abortion all too well. Her mother became pregnant with her when her mother was only 13. A negro man impregnated her, and her father wasn’t happy. After he lynched the negro, he took a salad fork and held down Rosie’s mother, attempting to dig out that ‘tar baby’ as he called it. Rosie’s spirit overcame with the help of God; and with the help Rosie’s mother’s spring-like legs.
Rosie and her mother fled Euless, and landed on a farm in Mansfield, Arkansas. Fortunately, she found a family that took her in, and raised Rosie’s mother, as well as Rosie. That’s when Rosie developed her love for horses. She fed them, rid them; some would compare it to the play, ‘Equus’. But Rosie knew that God wouldn’t let liberal pedophilia invade her heart. It was strictly platonic. Rosie raised her own mare, called it, Valerie. A beautiful name, for a beautiful horse.
Breeding was discouraged (as it is currently by the people at AbHorAbor), because it gives triviality to a horse’s existence. We compare it to slavery. Because these beings are being used as a means to complete one’s ends. Jesus never did that. In the Bible, Jesus references the equality of all beings, many times overs. We already have an earlier post, blasting a certain Kentucky Derby winner. Again, I digress. Back to Rosie’s indomitable spirit.
She saw that God wanted a stallion named Peachy McGoo to impregnate Valerie. So it was His will. Rosie prepared for the birth like any mother would; she was prepared to be a grandmother. A Native American helper named Toady helped try and deliver the little baby, but it was a breech birth. So, the savage yanked the baby from Valerie’s horse vagina. And stomped it to death. A single tear fell from Valerie’s eye. Rosie never got over it.
What my point is, Rosie has seen her fair share of disadvantages in life. She has survived an abortion; she’s currently dealing with carpal tunnel syndrome. She has a speech impediment. Everyone would say, “She should have been aborted; and Toady did the right thing.” Well, I’m here to tell you, Rosie is the warmest, most beautiful woman I’ve met. And she is a true abolitionist. For all life.
End the atrocity that is horse abortion. Now.
I just wanted you all to know that we will be back in the blogosphere, more so than we have been lately. Trying times indeed. There have been numerous horse issues around the globe, and we at AbHorAbor have been, crusading, to say the least from country to country, ridding the world of the cruelty and injustice that is Horse Abortion. Apparently people in Malaysia think that Mares’ pelvic bones can handle some late term abortions- I got news: they can’t.
Our cohorts at Abolish Human Abortion recently disappointed us. They said that we shouldn’t donate to the pagan-ridden whack-a-loon cause that is the Susan G. Komen Foundation. They were dead on. It’s a “cancer research” facade that contributes to the abortion of humans. This is where we differ, respectfully; we’re trying to rid the whole world of abortion of different shades of life. Why just stop at humans? I digress...
What disappointed us was the fact that they are willingly using Microsoft, when they know that some of those dollars go towards Planned Parenthood. Particularly, Alan Maricle said that the world runs on Microsoft, so we should just accept it. Should we horse, lovers? I say neigh!
End the hypocrisy- we at AbHorAbor have a blacklist of companies that donate to Planned Parenthood. And guess what? That includes Microsoft. Sorry, Alan Maricle and Russell Hunter, as well at Toby Harmon, our material needs take a backseat to the Lord Jesus Christ. You guys can continue to live a life of hypocrisy, but we will not. In fact, I pointed out that I’m dictating this using the Sprint Relay, because Sprint Relay is a Christian company. I’m using a translator named Rosie. She’s a beautiful woman. How about you sit down? I have a story to tell.
Rosie and I have talked many times. She’s a God-fearing woman, with a burning passion for life in all forms. She has a wonderful garden; she refuses to hire an exterminator, even though her home in infested with termites. She literally wouldn’t hurt a fly.
She told me a little bit about herself. She was born in Euless, Texas in 1934. She has known the horrors of abortion all too well. Her mother became pregnant with her when her mother was only 13. A negro man impregnated her, and her father wasn’t happy. After he lynched the negro, he took a salad fork and held down Rosie’s mother, attempting to dig out that ‘tar baby’ as he called it. Rosie’s spirit overcame with the help of God; and with the help Rosie’s mother’s spring-like legs.
Rosie and her mother fled Euless, and landed on a farm in Mansfield, Arkansas. Fortunately, she found a family that took her in, and raised Rosie’s mother, as well as Rosie. That’s when Rosie developed her love for horses. She fed them, rid them; some would compare it to the play, ‘Equus’. But Rosie knew that God wouldn’t let liberal pedophilia invade her heart. It was strictly platonic. Rosie raised her own mare, called it, Valerie. A beautiful name, for a beautiful horse.
Breeding was discouraged (as it is currently by the people at AbHorAbor), because it gives triviality to a horse’s existence. We compare it to slavery. Because these beings are being used as a means to complete one’s ends. Jesus never did that. In the Bible, Jesus references the equality of all beings, many times overs. We already have an earlier post, blasting a certain Kentucky Derby winner. Again, I digress. Back to Rosie’s indomitable spirit.
She saw that God wanted a stallion named Peachy McGoo to impregnate Valerie. So it was His will. Rosie prepared for the birth like any mother would; she was prepared to be a grandmother. A Native American helper named Toady helped try and deliver the little baby, but it was a breech birth. So, the savage yanked the baby from Valerie’s horse vagina. And stomped it to death. A single tear fell from Valerie’s eye. Rosie never got over it.
What my point is, Rosie has seen her fair share of disadvantages in life. She has survived an abortion; she’s currently dealing with carpal tunnel syndrome. She has a speech impediment. Everyone would say, “She should have been aborted; and Toady did the right thing.” Well, I’m here to tell you, Rosie is the warmest, most beautiful woman I’ve met. And she is a true abolitionist. For all life.
End the atrocity that is horse abortion. Now.
And I would like an explanation from our cohorts. We have a mission to carry out on this earth. And it doesn't involve Microsoft.
Peace, love and oats,
William Wilburhorse
Peace, love and oats,
William Wilburhorse