YOU THINK FINDING RHOLOGY IS IMPOSSIBLE? DO YOU BELIEVE IN MARICLES?? YES!!!!

Friends and fetus-lovers of all species-

Our Almighty Father has blessed us yet again. In an earlier post I claimed that our fearless Christian-blogging leader, Rhology, was wise to use this identity in order to protect his real name. However, THE BIG MAN HIMSELF blessed our tireless workers at Abolish Horse Abortion with the ability to track down who this guy is.

DRUM ROLL PLEASE

ALAN MARICLE!!!!! OF NORMAN, OKLAHOMA!!!

Thanks to the Almighty Father for this ! Now that we have found you, Alan Maricle, we hope to bridge the gaps of misunderstanding and seek to end all abortions of every kind! I feel that since we are friends and soldiers in the army of God, Alan Maricle, we'll be able to use your birth name, Alan Maricle.

Alan Maricle is a tireless worker seeking to end all other belief systems other than that of the Christian God. We've been avid fans of his blog for sometime now. Here, with an iron typing hand he squashes all those silly atheist/pagan arguments. In this post, he even says what many would consider to be a contradiction to the Christian faith (and they are clearly just hypnotized by SATAN)....that those dirty pagan Japs got what they deserved. Amen brother! Preach on preacher-man!

What else did we find out about Mr. Alan Maricle? Well, ladies and gentlemen, he was on NEWS9!!!! Oh yeah, he even gave an awesome quote, in this article (and the video where our fearless Christian-blogging leader is there as well, Alan Maricle, in the flesh!!!!) He used our right to assemble over those godless barbarians, the Satanic church. He showed them. They will probably stop all that nonsense now. Thanks Alan Maricle!!

What we love most about Alan Maricle of Norman, Oklahoma is that he will not be beaten in an argument. What does he do about rebuttals to his amazing claims? He just links to his blog (which might be the most important text, next to the BIBLE), because he's probably already written about the subject! AMEN BROTHER! Most critics would say:

"How will you convince me otherwise if you just link to a biased blog you wrote?"

I say: "BECAUSE ALAN MARICLE MIGHT BE A PROPHET!!!!!"

He takes all the Pagan-venom spewed at him (from Facebook and Twitter), and reposts them on his blog to brag about his exploits versus the uninformed, uneducated and ignorant people of the world! Like this one, where he straight up takes on a pro-choice whack-a-loon on Twitter. Or this one, where he goes toe-to-toe with Josh on Facebook. Get 'em Alan!

People might say, "Wait a second. It seems like this guy relishes in the fact that he thinks he knows everything. He insults people. Calls them ignorant. Is condescending. The true message of God is completely lost in this lunatic's inability to have discourse without throwing petty jabs at the ones he disagrees with. Is he really an abolitionist? When he says things like this?

"Japan attacked Pearl Harbor, but was that attack nearly as unjustified as America's aggression in the war with Mexico (1830s) and the war against Spain (turn of the 20th century), to say nothing of the North's aggression against the South in the 1860s."

OK, TIMEOUT. One, since Alan Maricle knows all, he is perfectly in his right to call someone out, even if it may seem 'insulting' or 'condescending'. And to call him a lunatic? You might as well call St. Francis a lunatic. Where is St. Francis now? Rubbing elbows with Jesus in HEAVEN.

So Pagan haters, eat that. We have a noble man in our midst. And hopefully the Lord will show him the light that is horse abortions are still being performed at an alarming rate. It's truly despicable. But if we have Alan Maricle of Norman, Oklahoma on our side then we can beat this altogether! Hurrah!

To celebrate this joyous occasion, we'll have Barry Manilow sing us out with this classic. Remember children, when you sing along, replace 'Miracle' with 'Maricle'!!