Rhology: Super Christian!

Friends, and all fetus-lovers,

We at Abolish Horse Abortion believe that salvation is out there for everyone who believes:

a. God is our moral compass, and without him you are amoral

b. Islamic people are terrorists who are trying to corrupt everything

c. Scientists and Atheists need to be constantly told our beliefs, even if it comes across as pretentious (Some would say St. Paul was pretentious- and where is he now? HEAVEN)

Luckily our staff of bloggers at AbHorAbor (new abbreviation) believe all of this and more, and this helps us become better Christians. We believe we are a handful of the chosen few, and we have no problem telling everyone who disagrees with us this fact. One other person who follows these three important points is our fellow Christian and fetus-loving buddy, Rhology. Rhology is preaching a fantastic message over at abolishhumanabortion.blogspot.com, that humans are better than other living things. While we have some disagreements, Rhology overall is a Christian that hopefully be our next door neighbor in the Kingdom of Heaven, on streets paved with gold.

How do we know that Rhology is an ideal Christian? Let's go over the points, shall we?

a. God is our moral compass, and without him you are amoral

No one follows this doctrine better than Rhology. This guy's blog is A-MAY-ZING. It was so good I read a couple of posts and just couldn't take anymore, because he was SO right. There are few people who really 'get it' in this world, and Rhology is one of these people. He will not hesitate to tell you that if you don't believe in the Judeo-Christian God (and let's face it, this one is THE ONE), you're going to burn in hell, and you have no morals. I wish I was as bold as him. Preach on, brother!

b. Islamic people are terrorists who are trying to corrupt everything

All good Christians know that Muslims are crazy, and they are trying to rid the world of our God. And, they also can't have morals either- they don't believe that JC was God's son. WHAT??? They keep saying this 'Muhammed' guy was the one who brought down to Earth God's covenant. Everyone knows that is bull-honky. Bunch of whack-a-loons.

Anyways, how is Rhology committed to this principle? Easy. He sent that false prophet, terrorist-sympathizer Awad of the CAIR in Oklahoma an open letter. Right on brother! He called Islam false, and called that Awad guy out on Islam being violent. Critics of Rhology will say, "How pretentious is this Rhology guy?" or "Why shove religion and beliefs down someone's throat like that?" or "Is the way to get believers of your religion to act like a total butthole (forgive me Father)?" I say to these questions: 1. Not pretentious at all! 2. Because without Christianity you'll burn! and 3. Um, YES!!

How bold was Rhology to actually talk to this guy? I'm surprised he walked up to him, because I bet Awad had a bomb vest on. But Rhology said nay, I will walk into the line of fire to forcefully shove the virtues of all that is right and good down your throat! And face it, there are so many whack-job beliefs out there, Rhology should intellectually beat them on the head with the Bible. He started with this terrorist.

Two other things struck me as amazing about Rhology's face to face/open letter to this Jihadist. The first is that when you want to talk religion, look no further than Rhology. He sucker-punched this Muslim with some Qur'an knowledge. And forced Awad to dodge the question. You probably think that, what does a Christian read the Qur'an for? Other than to tell someone they're wrong about faith? Rhology can. Because he's right. Can I get a Praise Jesus on that one? PRAISE JESUS!

The other point, is that Rhology didn't get his name in the open. No sir. And I know what critics of him say (surprisingly, there are critics-ok, I'll give you a second to wrap your head around that one!): they will say, why not be yourself? Get your name out into the open about it? Why hide behind a blogger's name, why not use your real name? Are you a coward for using a cheap nick-name to use faux-intellectual arguments about something that hasn't been proved?

WHOA WHOA WHOA. Slow down on that last question is what I'd say to you. Let me use this example that will send your arguments back into the STONE AGES. Here we go: Batman. Did Bruce Wayne ever tell people he was Bruce Wayne? NO! Because Batman was the hero they needed. If Bruce Wayne ever told anyone who he was, it would defeat the purpose! And that is what our man Rhology is doing. And to call him a coward, is what I say ridic. And faux-intellectual arguments? Sorry Charlie, but everything in the Bible is fact. And no one, on this Earth knows religious text like Rhology does. God bless you Rhology.

c. Scientists and Atheists need to be constantly told our beliefs, even if it comes across as pretentious (Some would say St. Paul was pretentious- and where is he now? HEAVEN)

I call Rhology a web-crusader. He actively searches for arguments with these clown scientists, telling them they aren't moral, for they know not God. The world needs people like this! I got curious and Googled Rhology's name- and his name came in many different blog posts, all on those scientists and athiests' sites. People, don't listen to others when they say being a contentious know-it-all doesn't get your point across. Because it does! Totally! Especially when you're putting those tree-huggers in their place. Rhology took a step forward, as we all need to do.

Why, you might ask, devote a post on this blog (God save the horse fetuses) to this web-crusader? This modern-day St. Paul? The Christian Batman (Rhology stops thought-crime, you know, like believing differently than with God, you will burn? Side note: Grant Keeter is the Robin to Rhology's Batman. This guy is like the orphan acrobat that Rhology took under his wing. He's so awesome that straight up laid it out why atheists can't have morality! I digress...)

We admire this man so much that we aren't ashamed to say we're hurt by his callous remarks about our noble and worthy cause. He called one of our bloggers Liar. Used words like idiotic when referring to us. This is a public plea to Rhology to accept us. We need your no-regard-for-other-beliefs/close-mindedness-when-it-comes-to-Christianity can do attitude to help launch our cause into the cosmos!

We need you Rhology! Help us. You are the modern day St. Paul. You are all out there. You don't let extrinsic motivators stop you from professing your true beliefs. You're a what you see is what you get kind of guy! We admire that. You're all out there with Christianity. You're not a fake guy. Love us. And more importantly, love the horse fetuses.